

"The Funniest Story of High-Seas Hilarity Ever to Set Audiences Adrift in Helpless Hysteria!"
The Navy expects a veteran to pay for the ship he commanded, as they have no record of its return.
Director: Norman Taurog

John Paul Steckler I / John Paul Steckler IV / John Paul Steckler VII

Ens. Rita J. Benson

Prudence Trabert Steckler

Stan Wychinski

Vice Adm. Philo Tecumseh Bludde

Congressman Mandeville

Mrs. Trabert

Lt. Cmdr. Farber

Adm. Rogers

Cmdr. Cross